The Republic of Bank of Arlizplot is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 3.444 billion Bank of Arlizplotians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bank of Arlizplotian economy, worth 431 trillion arils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,249 arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and the first sword of Bank of Arlizplot does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bank of Arlizplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bank of Arlizplot is ranked 41,117^th in the world and 834^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 125,249.02 Standard Monetary Units.